By Andrew Liszewski
Taking an idea from Homer Simpson’s brother Herb, the ‘Why Cry Baby Crying Analyzer’ looks to take some of the mystery out of why a child is upset.
The Crying Analyzer listens to a baby’s crying for about 20 seconds, then based on the pitch and other criteria can analyze and translate what it means. (With an 87% success rate.) It then lights up one of five easy to read faces indicating hunger, boredom, annoyed, sleepy or stressed. While the website emphasizes the Cry Analyzer is not designed to “replace a parent or caregivers natural ability to understand their baby’s needs” it can still be handy for babysitters or nannies who may not immediately know what’s wrong.
The ‘Why Cry Baby Crying Analyzer’ can be yours for $149.95 from ShowerYourBaby.
[Why Cry Baby Crying Analyzer] VIA [Techie Diva’s Guide To Gadgets]
this sounds like a great idea…
“WAAAAAHHHH!!!”
*checks Crying Analyzer*
“i’m sorry, kiddo, that’s just not a good enough reason to be crying. try again when you’ve got something better, alright?”
“I have soiled myself, how embarassing..”
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Huilende babies?
Wat nou weer? Wil hij bier? Wil hij pizza? Lukt het je nooit te achterhalen wat die koter nou precies wilt, dan kun je voor 150 dollar dit huil-analyse-apparaat aanschaffen. Neem 20 seconden babygehuil op en de Why Cry Baby…
please send the distributer’ s price for baby cry analyzer