You might be thinking “hey, I have to pay the bills, so I’ll accept that for 8 hours a day I’m completely sedentary and can’t work out. And then I have errands to run and stuff to do after work, so hey… who on earth has time to work out? Amirite or amirite?” The Cubii just called you out, man. It’s a small elliptical trainer that fits right under your desk. Its silent operation means you won’t disturb co-workers, and 8 levels of resistance can help you dial-in just the right intensity so you’re getting some workout done, but don’t break a huge sweat. The Cubii can reportedly help you burn around 150 calories an hour, which is huge. Like everything else these days, it’s a connected device, so you can even track your progress through an app. $350 will get you yours, but if you convince your office manager to get it in bulk, there are significant savings to be had.