Google Autopilot

By Chris Scott Barr

Oh Google, you will never cease to amaze me with your advanced knowledge of the interweb. It seems like not a week goes by that I don’t discover something new and wonderful tool that you’ve created. Why, just this morning I’ve stumbled onto your Autopilot for Gmail.

As you can imagine, I get a lot of email from PR companies and such, and I honestly don’t have time to read all of them. Sure, many of them are interesting, but I have the attention span of a 4-year-old when it comes to my inbox. But thanks to Gmail Autopilot, I don’t need to read them, let alone actually respond. All you need to do is let the Autopilot read a sampling of your conversations (more than 100 is ideal), then adjust a few simple settings and it will do the rest.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve been meaning to update my resume, I remember hearing something about Google opening a moonbase a little while back. I totally need to get in on that.

VIA [ Google ]

12 COMMENTS

  1. Dude…thats an april fools joke…google does some joke every year….

    “Oh Google, you will never cease to amaze me with your advanced knowledge of the interweb. “
    LOL…sucker!!!

  2. After exhaustive statistical analysis, it appears that 80% of the previous responders to this article are clueless. The world scares me more every day.

    Good luck getting the moon base gig, btw. 🙂

  3. Hey dipwads, I think the OG writer is quite aware that he is posting a joke. In fact, it would seem he is going to post every AFJ that catches his attention today.

    Now who's the idiot…… John?

  4. After exhaustive statistical analysis, it appears that 80% of the previous responders to this article are clueless. The world scares me more every day.

    Good luck getting the moon base gig, btw. 🙂

  5. Hey dipwads, I think the OG writer is quite aware that he is posting a joke. In fact, it would seem he is going to post every AFJ that catches his attention today.

    Now who's the idiot…… John?

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