Massage Pants

By Evan Ackerman

Oh man, I have been waiting for something like this for soooo long… All of a sudden, single life isn’t looking so bleak. These massage pants from the auspiciously named Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co., Ltd., include seven vibration massagers and a ring of infrared heaters. You can choose from a variety of massages including a 20 minute long automatic mode which is way, way optimistic. The pants are powered by a rechargeable battery pack, and are available in lots of 500… But that’s cool, I’ll use ’em all.

[ Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Pants ] VIA [ Fashionably Geek ]