By Andrew Liszewski
Normally these types of novelty sound keychains aren’t worth a second glance, but this distinct giant foot has 2 things going for it. 1) It features the voices of the actual members of Monty Python (though most likely lifted from the TV series and movies) and 2) Instead of the typical 3 or 4 quotes this thing has a whopping 17 including:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm…you miserable little man.
Come at me then…come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don’t come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don’t frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded…
You’re a looney.
Now I’ll admit that referring to that as an “Impressive Vocabulary” is maybe a bit of a stretch, but for ~$5.50, 17 quotes is above and beyond the typical sound keychain call of duty.
Unfortunately this wouldn't sell very well in America, a country where even the women utilize profanity in every other sentence. No F bombs, or blasphemy.
I think all of these quotes are from the Holy Grail movie, and nothing from the TV show.
But it's missing a great quote “I fart in your general direction” or “We are the knights that say Ni”.
But it's missing a great quote “I fart in your general direction” or “We are the knights that say Ni”.