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Periborg & The Electric Wang Show

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periborgBy Bruce Eaton

In an effort to get revenge by turning Americans into lazy gluttons, Eiji Morikawa has set out to Periborg everyone!

He?s a 28 year old electrical engineer that has designed a range of, well, stuff, for gamers. He calls the range Periborg – part peripheral, part cyborg. They are designed to make the gamer?s life easier.

Check out his arsenal:

1) Obacha-Break-an airhorn that will destroy an opponent’s hearing, rendering you the winner at anything with voice commands.

2)Cocolo-Con-a heart monitor that will let your parents tell whether or not your stinky, stinky corpse is alive or dead after a 86hour game-a-thon.

3) Ore Commander-[Already featured here. -Ed.] not pushing the A button fast enough in Track & Field? This baby will cyberize you to a 20 click per second rate.

4) Shock-C-this actually useful ditty will let you eat without leaving any grease on the controllers.

And the best for last
5) Electric-Wang Show-it conveys messages about your… ahem… status.

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[Periborg] VIA [3Yen]

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A graduate of Colgate University, Bruce is one of the elite Henro or pilgrims who have completed the 900 mile 88 Temple Pilgrimage on the island of Shikoku, Japan by means of foot power, a feat (no pun intended…. ok maybe alittle) which is no laughing matter. He not only finished this task with a crippling leg injury but he has attained enlightenment according to the monks on Koyasan. Currently the 23 year old is living in San Antonio where he spends his time working as a Data Analyst but also trying to accomplish his next great challenge, drinking all 200 beers at the Flying Saucer. Having recently married his long time friend from college and seen as nuts for doing so, Bruce relishes his life and hot dogs generously. KANPAI!!

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  1. Mark 2000 Avatar
    Mark 2000

    Your, ehem, status of what? Your private parts? Don’t get it.

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