By Luke Anderson
I’ve always been a Star Wars nut, which means that I tend to stay away from anything related to Star Trek. I’m not really sure what it is, but the two worlds just never seem to mix well. Anywho, while I’ll admit that George Lucas has put is stamp of approval on some wacky stuff, I can’t help but find an abundance of weird Trekkie gear in my travels across the interweb. Today’s specimen is a horn for your car.
This set of five horns will blast the Star Trek theme song whenever the corresponding button is pressed. By blast, I’m talking about 118 decibels of pure female repellent. The kit comes with everything you’ll need to hook this up to your car, and is powered by your cigarette lighter. If this is your kind of thing, then you can beam one up for right around $70.
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Okay, I couldn’t help but look it up… MP3 of this horn can be found here:
http://www.buyautotruckaccessories.com/product.cfm/cf-bin/pn.wolo-musical-air-horns/
Uh, George Lucas is Star Wars and Gene Rodenberry Star Trek. I highly suggest that you fix this before you have a full fledged nerd war on your hands.