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Star Trek Fragrances, Yep… Star… Trek… Fragrances…

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Genki Star Trek Fragrances (Images courtesy TrekMovie.com)
By Andrew Liszewski

It looks like the Star Trek marketing machine is up to full speed again (warp 9?) so besides new toys, games and collectibles, you’ll soon be able to add a set of Trek-themed fragrances to your Captain Kirk shrine. Created by Genki Wear, the trio of scents will be available in department stores come April for about $30-40 a bottle, and will include names like “Tiberius”, “Red Shirt” and “Ponn Farr.”

I really have no idea what to say, except please don’t get any ideas Mr. Lucas. (Though I imagine Yoda would have a pleasing bouquet…)

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3 responses to “Post Title”

  1. New Era Hats Avatar

    Anyone know if there are any Star Trek New Era Caps?

  2. Kirk Avatar
    Kirk

    I can see the sales line now: “Tiberis. Leaves you smelling like a wet Tribble. Kapla”

  3. JMMerk Avatar
    JMMerk

    No way, Yoda probably smells like moss and toadstools.

  4. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    …does it cover up the smell of BO and Cheetos?

  5. Tim Avatar
    Tim

    …does it cover up the smell of BO and Cheetos?