This is the No Fumble Fanny Pack, a waist wrapping solution for those who want to keep their chips, dip and beer as close to their stomach as possible.

Produced by chip dip maker, Heluva, the fanny pack is meant to keep you stocked up without having to waste precious time reaching all the way to the coffee table to grab handfuls of popcorn. It even comes with suspenders to ensure extra stability and make you look like a total dweeb.

Now, it takes a special kind of person to wear a fanny-pack snack-cozy harness, but unfortunately, the No Fumble Fanny Pack isn’t available in stores. In fact the only way to get one is to enter a sweepstakes through Heluva and be lucky (or unlucky) enough to win one.

But don’t be too upset, if want to keep you gameday snacks closer, you could always duct tape burritos to your chest like everyone else.

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Hit the jump for a short product video by Heluva.