Let’s be honest, the only reason you bought that bottle of wine for $29 at target was because you thought it made you look more cultured. And while it definitely does, it would look a lot better if it was serving as the spine of a wooden Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Each is made out of Baltic Birch plywood and available in a Dark Walnut or Orange Oil finish. And not only does the T-Rex get love, but you can even get a triceratops, stegosaurus or dimetrodon. It’s like having your very own Jurassic Park, except it’s for wine-o’s!

They’re available for $39 each on Etsy.

Hit the jump to see the other dinosaurs available.


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