By Luke Anderson
I don’t do much golfing, but I’ve gone a few times and know the importance of going to the bathroom before setting out for a round of 18 holes. Depending on how many people you’re playing with, it can take some time to actually finish the game, which means you’ll be holding it for a long time (unless your course has bathrooms scattered about the course). So what do you do if you really need to go?
Sure, you could try the old going behind a tree trick, however, if you want to be more discreet about things, you could always use the UroClub. While this may look like a (somewhat) ordinary club, it’s anything but. That large handle is actually meant for holding bodily fluids. Just unscrew the cap, cover yourself with a towel and relieve yourself in the club.
I really just can’t find words to describe this thing. Honestly, who is going to stand on the middle of the fairway and pee into a golf club? I’d much rather just head for a tree. If you’re comfortable doing your business right in front of everyone, then by all means, pick one up for $49.95, or snag a pair for $74.92.
