By Bruce Eaton

What might be one of the most lusted over products if it were not for the fact that the girl is not included, the Angel Kitty Keyboard combines every man’s two greatest infatuations: girls and computer hardware. Designed as a cross between a waitress and a kitty, the dress has a fully functional USB keyboard that is flexible and bends according to the shape of the body. It has silicone padding underneath the keys to prevent hurting the person who is wearing it.

As of right now the Angel Kitty USB keyboard is only available in Japan and you’ll have to supply the bust size before placing the order. Pricing should be around $100 US but finding this exact model on their mildly NSFW website is a little bit hard. No more will boys complain when their parents yell at them to “Go upstairs and bang out that essay on the computer.”

[Angel Kitty Keyboard] VIA [Digital Inspiration]

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A graduate of Colgate University, Bruce is one of the elite Henro or pilgrims who have completed the 900 mile 88 Temple Pilgrimage on the island of Shikoku, Japan by means of foot power, a feat (no pun intended.... ok maybe alittle) which is no laughing matter. He not only finished this task with a crippling leg injury but he has attained enlightenment according to the monks on Koyasan. Currently the 23 year old is living in San Antonio where he spends his time working as a Data Analyst but also trying to accomplish his next great challenge, drinking all 200 beers at the Flying Saucer. Having recently married his long time friend from college and seen as nuts for doing so, Bruce relishes his life and hot dogs generously. KANPAI!!