Get A First Life!

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Tired of having a Second Life? We suggest to do the hip thing of the hour; it’s very Web 2.0: get a first life. As a member, you’ll get to enjoy some great benefits, such as the ability to “fornicate using your actual genitals”> You’ll be able to find the answers to such pressing questions as “Why can’t I build a dirigible with my mind?”

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