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Hidden Valley Releasing A 5-Liter Keg of Their Ranch

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Ryan Hansen, a long-standing contributor to GadgetReview and OhGizmo for more than five years, is a prominent name in the world of product reviews and content marketing. With over ten years of experience under his belt, Ryan has made a substantial impact on the tech and consumer electronics landscape. Outside of his professional life, he cherishes moments with his family and pursues personal interests, including writing fiction, collecting Pokémon cards, and constructing LEGO masterpieces. In Ryan’s home, embracing one’s inner nerd isn’t just encouraged—it’s considered a badge of honor and a reflection of his passion for all things geek culture.
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Just in time for the holidays, you can get your hands on this 5-liter (that’s 1.3 gallons for real people) keg of Hidden Valley ranch. Yes, it is real, and yes it is a crime against God awesome.

Now, you might be thinking that if Hidden Valley was to make an abomination like a 5-liter keg of ranch dressing, they should’ve done so in early summer. You know, try and get in on that BBQ action. But I say there’s no better time to take out the ranch keg then when the oven dings and grandma’s sugar cookies are done. Pass the cookies and milk my way!

Now I know what you’re thinking and don’t worry, the Hidden Valley 5-liter mini keg is stackable and has a special coating to sure your ranch doesn’t taste like a metal keg.

It’s available now for $50. I know what I want for Christmas!

[ Hidden Valley ] VIA [ Geekologie ]

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