By Simon Oqvist
If you’re rich, have got many enemies, or if you’re just paranoid, then this just might be the thing for you: a bulletproof suit, from (fittingly) Colombian designer Miguel Caballero.
The suits are handmade and do a decent job of keeping bullets on the outside of your body: they can resist up to one handgun bullet per 5 square centimetres, for a total of 22 impacts. They are also fire and humidity resistant, all the while managing to look just like a regular suit and only weighing 3.8 pounds for a size L.
[Price is a funky chicken dancing the turtle hustle -Ed.]