If you’ve picked a life of wearing outrageous fur coats and fancy hats, you’re probably a pimp. You need a decent pair of shoes to match, and it doesn’t get much better than the Funtasma, pictured above. Featuring an aquarium in the heel, they’ll make you look like you stepped right out of a 70’s blacksploitation movie, but with more flair than… well, than any known character from those movies. We don’t know any. The point is, hey, aquarium heel pimp shoes on eBay for $88. There. We have a bunch of pictures after the jump, as well as links.