It was bound to happen. Make enough movies, write enough books, make enough jokes and someone was bound to push the limits of technology to accomodate our geeky obsessions. Kind of like flying cars. We’re not there yet, but we’re trying pretty darn hard and I bet we’ll get there soon enough.

What is it? Well, it’s

a tiny implant consisting of a wireless receiver and a micro-vibration unit that uses bone resonance to convert digital signals received from a mobile telephone, radio or computer into vibrations or “sound” that reach the inner ear via the jawbone.

And, oh the possibilities! Think of it. Covert operations, creepy one man phone conversations in a restaurant, streaming MP3s and what not.

I want one now, only they’re not functional yet. The inventors have only managed to show that the principles behind it do work and until they make one, we are left with our dreams. As usual.

Check it out.


  1. Man! thats creepy stuff… imagine someone hacking your tooth receiver… egaad!

    Editor’s note: My thoughts exactly. It kind of will give a whole new meaning to schizophrenia! I mean, this time, you WILL be hearing voices. As a matter of fact, I’m looking forward to whatever time when we’ll actually start seeing cases of just this. I think it’ll be very entertaining.

  2. July 9 -05
    I HAVE THIS AUDIO TOOTH. its like having a cell phone with a party line. except no phone to carry and no one knows you have it..
    it could be pretty cool.. except the people who did this to me put it in me without permisson or consent. They have used it for an interesting undertaking of events.. but now its turned ugly.. like chronic harrassment. They do hire low level, people with no scruples to do that dirty work.
    you wouldnt believe it. if you saw me. .but im not going that far . I live near CHICAGO IL in the USA.. and I need some help. the dentists wont take it out and im being psychologically tortured by the weirdos who had it put in me.
    they also can hear EVERYTHING I SAY. .so they stole my pin numbers, bank acct access, passwords, credit card numbers, and hassel me when I go to the police.
    but i can hear around the world…
    peace and love to all that need healing and comforting.
    love you neighbors.. you might need them someday soon!

  3. yea .. I look schizo when I talk on it. cause there is no phone to hold.. but i really can hear all over the place.. it was really cool when I could talk to a fighter pilot at 26000 ft.. and the Marines in IRAQ.. implants are the future. and the future is here..
    i can give the blow job heard round the world too…lol someone has to have sense of humor about this. .its too crazy to deal with otherwise!!!
    LOVE YA!

  4. Well I am now an audio tooth implant victim for three and half years. Most of the original listeners and speakers turn out to be in an all black gang of sorts, financed thru a saudi sheik, at first, then later by a Nigerian medical company. They have stolen my identity and tons of my personal data and business, including my finances. I seriously made a human rights complaint with the ACLU and the FBI, and my US senators office. NO ONE EVER CONTACTS ME.. they just keep this stinkin underground network alive … There are over 3500 blacks listening in to me and more on a split network that uses my satiellited access.
    This is scary stuff and Ive been to 28 dentists to have it removed.. no one will take it out. The authorities NEVER CONTACT ME EVER..they keep this weird shit going on and on.. because they SEE AND TALK TO THESE CREEPY BLACK WOMEN AND SOME WHITE WOMEN IN THE MOB../ they NEVER CONTACT Me.
    [email protected]
    Oh yea they still illegally hack and monitor me.. like their doing right now..
    I never used anyone else name.. only my own..
    they stole millions of donated dollars, cars and houses.. I got nothing ..ever!

  5. I am a white female.. see my blog on yahoo 360
    Peachsurprize..just search for it.. thats me..

    Im WHITE US BORN AND RAISED.. have no association with this forgein run black group… the COPS will never investigate… it went from 22 people in 2003,…to over 3500 on this transmission.. and they split it into another sound access lead by someone in the mob.
    I know they are, I ran background checks.