By Chris Scott Barr
So lets say that you’re out on some covert operation in the wild, and you’re craving bacon. We’ll also assume that you’re in an area that’s devoid of pigs. Unfortunately without a freezer, or access to one, most people would be out of luck. But not you, you’re much more resourceful than that. You’ve got Tactical Bacon.
Yes my friend, the bacon that you know and love now comes in a convenient can that does not need to be refrigerated until opened. With a shelf life of over ten years, these are perfect for your underground bunker. You know, for the zombie uprising. $16 gets you 9 ounces of your favorite pork product.
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Our grunts would die for a can of this. Too bad its illegal to send pork to anyplace we're currently fighting in.
Yoder’s Canned Bacon is cheaper @ 12 cans/$119.95 or $11.95 by the can.
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Great for camping
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Ironic a spammer shows up to canned bacon product.
those darn zombies
those darn zombies