By David Ponce

If walking around looking like a hemmorhoidal douchebag is your idea of a good time, then the marketing guys at Sunblades have hit a bullseye. This company is now selling shades that aren’t shades. No. Instead, they provide you with a narrow band of shade, to protect you from that nasty sun glare. Look straight ahead, and your vision is unimpaired. Look a little higher (where the sun might be lurking) and you’re covered.

Living life at the bleeding edge of craptacular product design will set you back $35, right here. Story VIA Strange New Products.