pain station

By Bruce Eaton

Coming in from the land of rainbows and sausages, Germany, is the next thing that parents will blame for the downfall of little Johnny: the PainStation. The ultimate in force-feedback, the PainStation employs electric heat/shocks and lashings to victims players engaged in a funky version of Pong. People who play this actually have to sign waivers due to the amount of injury that can be inflicted, ranging from electrical burns to open smoldering gashes. The images of surviving contestants were too gross to show here.

In Germany this game platform is definitely a sideshow item but imagine the possibilities if it caught on in American arcades. 1 on 1 Soul Calibur 3 with REAL BLOOD! Talk about truly PW|\|3D opponents.

[PainStation] VIA [Pink Tentacle]

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A graduate of Colgate University, Bruce is one of the elite Henro or pilgrims who have completed the 900 mile 88 Temple Pilgrimage on the island of Shikoku, Japan by means of foot power, a feat (no pun intended.... ok maybe alittle) which is no laughing matter. He not only finished this task with a crippling leg injury but he has attained enlightenment according to the monks on Koyasan. Currently the 23 year old is living in San Antonio where he spends his time working as a Data Analyst but also trying to accomplish his next great challenge, drinking all 200 beers at the Flying Saucer. Having recently married his long time friend from college and seen as nuts for doing so, Bruce relishes his life and hot dogs generously. KANPAI!!


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