This is great. Just picture this. It’s a racket with electrified wires, right? Now, imagine swinging this through thick swarms of bloodthirsty mosquitos, left and right, grinning like a madman… Just imagine the magical spark shower, as the bugs hit the wires and burst into incandescent pinpricks of mosquito plasma. The Evil laughter… Ahhh… the good times.
Now please, no letters about how we should be humane to these insects. Please. They’re instects. Ok?
It’s £10 and it’s available here.
